The visit
‘I just met a vampire,’ I said.
Really?’ said Matt. ‘Where?’
‘Outside. I was putting out the bins, and there he or she was. Just by the church.’
‘What did you say?’ asked Matt.
‘I said hello. And the vampire said “Hello” back, in rather a scared voice. I went to wheel out another bin, and it had crossed the road towards me, and it said, “Is that your house? It’s beautiful.” And I said, “Oh thank you.” ‘
‘I’ve seen vampires in the village,’ said Matt. ‘They are rather fat, and one of them rides a bicycle.’
‘Oh no, this one was thin. Not fat at all. I’m not sure if it was a girl or a boy.’
We are in the studio. It’s late at night, and it’s dark, but inside it’s brightly illuminated. Matt is painting. Rows of coloured shapes, some muted, some bright, fill the room. The studio windows overlook a graveyard. The gravestones have been re-laid in rows, making it easier to mow the grass. The church is medieval, made from flint and stone. Its tower is buttressed, and mosaics in flint and stone run all the way to the top, but yew trees mask the view.
There is a knock at the studio door. ‘I bet that’s the vampire,’ I say. I can’t see into the darkness. I struggle with 300-year old locks and bars, and finally open up. The vampire says ‘I’m sorry to bother you, but could you call Westholme for me?’
‘Of course, I say.’
‘I got into difficulty, so I ran away. And they’ll be looking for me.’
‘Come in. Don’t worry. I’ll phone whoever you like. But you’ll have to help me. I don’t know what Westholme is.’
‘It’s a home. I’m a 52-weeker, but I got into difficulty today and ran away. They will be wondering where I am. They might have called the police.’
‘Would you like me to take you back?’
‘We are not allowed to get into cars with strangers. I’m sorry.’
‘Of course. Come in. I’ll phone right away.’
‘I’ll get you a chair’ says Matt.
‘Do you know the number?’ I ask.
‘I’m afraid not’ says the vampire.
‘Don’t worry. I’ll look it up on the Internet. What’s your name?’
‘Ellen’ says the vampire.
‘I’m afraid nobody is answering’ I say.
‘What a beautiful room’ says Ellen.
‘We’re artists. It’s a studio’ Matt says.
‘What happened to make you run away?’ I ask.
Ellen twists and turns in her chair. ‘I got into difficulty.’ She plays with her sleeve. She looks at Matt. She looks at me. ‘I don’t know how to say this. I’m a self-harmer, you see. I’m sorry.’ She pulls up the plain grey sleeve of her hoodie. Her arm is raw and bloody with columns of slashes.
‘Do you think it might be a good idea to have a wash?’ I say.
‘Yes’ says Ellen.
‘Come with me.’
I walk her through the house to the bathroom. It is a dark labyrinth. I trip over a bucket of water in the hall – settling from some mosaic fixing earlier in the day. I hope she is not afraid. I want to put my arm round her but I think better of it.
‘Wrap this clean towel around your arm. I think I’d better drive you back after all, don’t you?’
‘My Mum and Dad don’t want anything to do with me any more. They’ve given up on me,’ says Ellen in the car.
‘My husband was brought up in a home’ I say.
‘Did it work out for him?’ she asks.
‘I think it did.’
We approach the bars and gates.
‘You are pretty, you know.’ says Ellen.
‘How kind of you to say so’ I reply.









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